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Discussion Topic: The Bath tub test |
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 Hadassah |
06-11-2007 @ 6:26 AM |
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Mortal Master
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The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
Hadassah
A gentle answer turns away wrath but a harhs word stirs up anger.
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| Socks |
06-11-2007 @ 7:08 AM |
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Mortal
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I want the bed next to the window.
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I'm my only enemy.
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Love or Hate, you can choose.
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F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for NE where and NE time at all
This message was edited by Socks on 6-11-07 @ 7:08 AM
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| Magdelena |
06-11-2007 @ 7:35 AM |
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Vampire
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I need the bed next to the Window too!!
Embrace the darkness; resistance is futile.
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| justin |
06-11-2007 @ 9:10 AM |
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Elder vampire
Posts: 150
Joined: May. 07
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i'll take that bed over there in the left -points near a differnet window- 
"an eye for an eye would make us all blind"-Ghandi
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| HEXT |
06-11-2007 @ 11:38 PM |
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Advanced Member
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I'll take the bed by the door, I hate sleeping near windows.
My karma ran over your dogma!
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| SPIKE 22 |
06-11-2007 @ 11:44 PM |
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Vampire
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Joined: May. 07
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it doesn't matter the bed, i don't really have a preference.
we all need to servive somehow
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| cohyn_519 |
06-12-2007 @ 12:45 AM |
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Vampire
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haha good one
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this world rejects me
this world threw me away
this world never gave me a chance
this world's gonna have to pay
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| Hadassah |
06-12-2007 @ 6:25 AM |
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Mortal Master
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I am glad everyone enjoyed the joke.
Hadassah
A gentle answer turns away wrath but a harhs word stirs up anger.
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| Invaderzim |
06-12-2007 @ 9:02 PM |
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Fresh Meat
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I want the bed near the window because when everyone is asleep I can escape
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| Hadassah |
06-14-2007 @ 8:29 PM |
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Mortal Master
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Invaderzim,
I don' believe you belong here. Most normal people would escape though the window. lol lol
Hadassah
A gentle answer turns away wrath but a harhs word stirs up anger.
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| Riniell |
06-25-2007 @ 4:00 AM |
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Fresh Meat
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Joined: Jul. 06
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I just want the bed in the corner. Window/escape route, whatever... this is where I belong!! 
I plan to live forever or die in the attmept!
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| ~Nicky |
06-29-2007 @ 12:36 AM |
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Mortal Master
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hahaha good one!
"Evil is a point of view. God kills inscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are. None so like him as ourselves."
~Lestat De LionCourt
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| alu |
07-09-2007 @ 2:53 PM |
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Fresh Meat
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Joined: Jul. 07
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Ill take the Floor, seems as that all the beds are taken.
To be dead is to be alive
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| Panther |
09-29-2007 @ 10:34 AM |
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Advanced Member
Posts: 601
Joined: Aug. 07
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get me bored enough, i'll use the teacup.
We vampires are everywhere, you just don't know how to tell which of the people that you see are one.
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| AngelicEvl |
10-04-2007 @ 7:48 AM |
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Fresh Meat
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ROTFLMAO If you attempt to escape that way then...you'll get caught... which is why I say give me a bed IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM and at night I shall slowly dig my way to china...with a spork...NO ONE WILL SUSPECT THAT!!! NO ONE!! MWAHAHA
WAHAHAHA I AM BACK FROM THE A CURSED SHADOWS! BAH! FEAR ME!
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| cherero |
10-04-2007 @ 3:16 PM |
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Vampire
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I will take the bed in the corner
the life of darkness is not one just anyone can endure
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